You can’t say you love me and then give me a card coated in glitter. It’s rude and insensitive and quite frankly, I take it as an act of aggression…a declaration of war.

I mean, EVERYONE knows that glitter is the herpes of arts and crafts.

I don’t just speak for me but for all the contaminated fingers,  beards,  eyebrows, and faces everywhere. Stop the infestation!

Ban it I say…

            BAN IT ALL!!!

(I don’t REALLY take offense to glittery cards…it’s a joke…but, yeah, not a fan of glitter)


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