You can’t say you love me and then give me a card coated in glitter. It’s rude and insensitive and quite frankly, I take it as an act of aggression…a declaration of war.
I mean, EVERYONE knows that glitter is the herpes of arts and crafts.
I don’t just speak for me but for all the contaminated fingers, beards, eyebrows, and faces everywhere. Stop the infestation!
Ban it I say…
BAN IT ALL!!!
(I don’t REALLY take offense to glittery cards…it’s a joke…but, yeah, not a fan of glitter)